Let's Talk About Celebrity Memoirs

And who actually writes them. Or rather, who doesn't.

What’s distracting me today? Well, considering there are pretty much only two things in the news right now, I’m choosing the one that doesn’t make me cry.

To be clear, I'm not currently reading the Britney Spears memoir, The Woman in Me. It’s not even out for three more days, and while I may dive into it eventually, the reviews and clickbait pieces have…